Audio 18 Apr 238,943 notes

professorsugoi:

shewbs:

blutunez:

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JESUS

I WAS NOT

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Text 18 Apr 1,295 notes

heckacute:

You know what they say: Life is like a box of chocolates, but the chocolates have been replaced with big bugs and you have to eat the bugs and you’re on television. It’s a reality show called Eat The Bugs and this is the pilot episode. You eat all of those bugs, but the show never gets picked up so nobody ever sees it and you don’t win the big cash prize that they promised. That’s what life is like. 

Photo 18 Apr 15,500 notes

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Text 18 Apr 140 notes

heckacute:

Big girls are amazing. They are so powerful. They could grind your bones to make their bread using the friction created by their thighs rubbing together when they walk.

Text 18 Apr 140 notes

heckacute:

Big girls are amazing. They are so powerful. They could grind your bones to make their bread using the friction created by their thighs rubbing together when they walk.

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Video 18 Apr 33,759 notes

justlearningasigo:

laughingsquid:

Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful

Video 18 Apr 553,693 notes

madstick:

thearcticmuser:

IT’S BACK OH MY GOD

I’M FUCKING CRYING

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Photo 18 Apr 73,869 notes hydieho:

blackwingedfairy:

girlgrowingsmall:

petitpotato:

My brain is a simple one.

This is beautiful. I want this on a shirt.


Accurate. I too want a shirt of this too.

This is cute and frustrating at the same time

hydieho:

blackwingedfairy:

girlgrowingsmall:

petitpotato:

My brain is a simple one.

This is beautiful. I want this on a shirt.

Accurate. I too want a shirt of this too.

This is cute and frustrating at the same time

Photo 18 Apr 205,993 notes 
Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

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Video 18 Apr 34,629 notes

jamaicanamazon:

I live by these words.

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Photo 18 Apr 63,739 notes citruscephalopod:

We are all made of cats

citruscephalopod:

We are all made of cats

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Photo 18 Apr 5,918 notes scificity:

Wall-mounted water cooled PC

scificity:

Wall-mounted water cooled PC

Photo 17 Apr 277,331 notes basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

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paracoma:

sporebat:

scarletdisciple:

beautifulblacksheep:

williams-sonoma:

Skip the drive-through and get lucky.

DIY: Lucky Mint Milkshake

I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset

I was thinking ‘kale’ up until the end….

Skip the food coloring and I could ACTUALLY DRINK A SHAMROCK SHAKE

I was like 88% sure that was weed and now I am mildly disappointed


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